You wanna know what you get wen you play a country song backwards?!

You get your house back.
You get your dog back.
You get your best friend Jack back.
You get your truck back.
You get your hair back.
Ya get your first and second wives back.
Your front porch swing.
Your pretty little thing.
Your bling bling bling and a diamond ring.
Your get your farm and the barn and the boat and the Harley.
First night in jail with Charlie.
You get your mind back.
You get your nerves back.
Your achey breaky heart back.
You get your pride back.
You get your life back.
You get your first real love back.
You get your big screen TV, a DVD and a washing machine.
You get the pond and the lawn.
And the rake and the mower.
You go back where you don’t know her.

It sounds a little crazy a little scattered and absurd, but that’s what you get when you play a country song backwards!!